Many Cowboys fans were displeased with the timing of Romo’s Mexican vacation just before their playoff game. Despite their 13-3 record, I can’t say I was surprised at the outcome. Not only did they fizzle in December, but let’s be honest–Cowboys havent won a playoff game since Biggie was alive.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. And it’s safe for work.

Who doesn’t love to see a reality show contestant naked? Thanks to American Gladiators, porn aficionados may recognize one of this season’s contestants–real name Belinda Gavin–from a few recent skin flicks. It turns out Gavin did porn under the names “Kylie Biscayne” and “Kylie Wyote“. If you want to see her naked, just do a Google image search for any of her names.

My best work is shows at 3am on Cinemax.

Take a look at some of the titles in her acting resume:

Actress:

1. The Mummy’s Kiss: 2nd Dynasty (2006) (V) …. Dr. Zita Furneaux
2. Bikini Round-Up (2005) (V) …. Calamity Kate
3. Bikini Chain Gang (2005) (V) …. Taffy
4. “Black Tie Nights” …. Sheila (1 episode, 2004)
… aka Black Tie Nights Erotica (USA)
… aka Hollywood Sexcapades (USA: second season title)
- Girl on Page 19 (2004) TV episode …. Sheila
5. Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood (2004) (V) …. Anne
6. Haunting Desires (2004) (TV) (as Kylie Wyote) …. Melissa
7. Sexy Movie (2003) (V) (as Kylie Biscayne) …. Amy
8. Bikini Airways (2003) (V) (as Kylie Biscayne) …. Vicki
9. Final Examination (2003) (V) …. Megan Davidson
10. More Mercy (2003) (V) …. Carrie Sherman
… aka Bad Bizness (USA)
11. “The Best Sex Ever” …. Brianna / … (2 episodes, 2002-2003)
- Hot Salsa (2003) TV episode (as Kylie Wyote) …. Brianna
- Warrior Princess (2002) TV episode …. Kate
12. Perfectly Legal (2002) (V) (as Kylie Wyote) …. Val
13. Killers 2: The Beast (2002) (V) (as Belinda Ann Gavin) …. Violet
14. Wicked Pleasures (2002) (V) …. Tina Cook
15. Passionate Deceptions (2002) (V) …. Susan Tiano
16. “Hotel Erotica” …. Crystal (1 episode, 2002)
- Blue Plate Special (2002) TV episode (as Kylie Wyote) …. Crystal
17. Scarecrow (2002) (V) …. Rhonda
18. Cubbyhouse (2001) (as Belinda Ann Gavin) …. Julie
… aka Hellion: The Devil’s Playground (USA: video title)
… aka The Cubby House (Philippines: English title: bootleg title)
19. “The Lost World” …. Josie / … (2 episodes, 2000-2001)
… aka Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World (Canada: English title: complete title)
- The Outlaw (2001) TV episode …. Josie
- Stone Cold (2000) TV episode …. Terrified Woman

But wait, there’s more. Gavin isn’t the only AG athlete to do porn. One of the gladiators, Alex Castro aka Militia, did gay porn. And there is plenty of online eye candy (NSFW) for you guys too.

Militia is looking for a few good men.

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Isiah Thomas, Stephon Marbury and Zach Randolph have a night on the town–New York Knicks style…

Snitches get stitches

Sportsrumblings.com has obtained a leaked list of names from the Mitchell Report, to be released later today. George Mitchell uncovered these current and former baseball players allegedly using steriods. Many are not surprises:

Brady Anderson
Manny Alexander
Rick Ankiel
Jeff Bagwell
Barry Bonds
Aaron Boone
Rafaeil Bettancourt
Bret Boone
Milton Bradley
David Bell
Dante Bichette
Albert Belle
Paul Byrd
Wil Cordero
Ken Caminiti
Mike Cameron
Ramon Castro
Jose and Ozzie Canseco
Roger Clemens
Paxton Crawford
Wilson Delgado
Lenny Dykstra
Johnny Damon
Carl Everett
Kyle Farnsoworth
Ryan Franklin
Rich Garces
Jason Grimsley
Troy Glaus
Juan Gonzalez
Eric Gagne
Nomar Garciaparra
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Jose Guillen
Jay Gibbons
Juan Gonzalez
Clay Hensley
Jerry Hairston
Felix Heredia Jr.
Darren Holmes
Wally Joyner
Darryl Kile
Matt Lawton
Raul Mondesi
Mark McGwire
Guillermo Mota
Robert Machado
Damian Moss
Abraham Nunez
Trot Nixon
Jose Offerman
Andy Pettitte
Mark Prior
Neifi Perez
Rafael Palmiero
Albert Pujols
Brian Roberts
Juan Rincon
John Rocker
Pudge Rodriguez
Sammy Sosa
Scott Schoenweiis
David Segui
Alex Sanchez
Gary Sheffield
Miguel Tejada
Julian Tavarez
Fernando Tatis
Maurice Vaughn
Jason Varitek
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Kerry Wood

*************************UPDATE********************
The official list is out, and it is different from the leaked version. Note that some players from the internet leak (above) are not on the official Mitchell Report, and some new names are included:

From espn.com:

Information Learned During this Investigation Concerning BALCO and Major League Baseball (8 players/ 3 active in MLB in 2007)
From the report: “I requested interviews of all the major league players who had been publicly implicated in the BALCO case.”

Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde

Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball (53 players/ 18 active in MLB in 2007)
From the report: “The following discussion is organized in roughly chronological order. Records do not exist to document every transaction described by witnesses. [Kirk] Radomski stated that, with one exception noted below, the payments he received from professional baseball players were for performance enhancing substances, as opposed to personal training or other services, and this assertion was confirmed by those players who agreed to speak with us about their dealings with him.”

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagné
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Exavier “Nook” Logan

Alleged Internet Purchases of Performance Enhancing Substances By Players in Major League Baseball (16 players, 8 active in MLB in 2007)
From the report: “Since the initial news reports of the raid by New York and Florida law enforcement officials on Signature Pharmacy and several rejuvenation centers, the names of several current and former major league players have appeared in the media as alleged purchasers of performance enhancing substances through these operations. These include:”

Rick Ankiel
Paul Byrd
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Gary Matthews, Jr.
Scott Schoeneweis
David Bell
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Darren Holmes
John Rocker
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard

So I was just watching Around the Horn and learned a piece of sports trivia. Dolphins Hall of Famer Larry Csonka was on the cover of Sports Illustrated in August 1972, and apparently its one of the sneakiest middle finger flashings of all time. Judge for yourself:

F you, F you, F you, you’re cool, F you…

That’s Csonka on the left. Note his right hand.

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1) Rick Fox needs better control, lest he spill everywhere
2) Apparently he’s a fan of New Zealand rugby. But can he dance The Haka?

I’m hung like a Maori Chief.

via TMZ

Tyson will give you an earful.

Mike Tyson’s 2005 Halloween appearance on Jimmy Kimmel never gets old. Have a safe and Happy Halloween!

So I went to this football game and a rugby match broke out….Trinity University (the one in Texas), was down 24-22 with one play to go against Millsaps College. They were 61 yards away from the end zone, so field goals are out of the question. 60 seconds and 15 laterals later they supplant Stanford-Cal as the most amazing college football ending ever:

And who doesn’t love a great lateral ending. This instantly has to make the short list of improbable football endings with The Play, and The Music City Miracle.

Stanford at Cal - “The Play” - November 20, 1982

Buffalo at Tennessee - “The Music City Miracle” - January 8, 2000

Oakland at Pittsburgh - The Immaculate Reception - December 23, 1972 - not really a lateral but a cool ending nonetheless

Thankfully this happened a good 10 years before The Play so we don’t have to hear the commentators say “The only thing missing is the band”. Because, that’s so original.

I remember the night they showed this clip on The Daily Show last year, because I damn near fell out of my chair laughing. I’ve been searching youtube ever since for a full clip of Joe Frazier trying to swim. In the early 70s he was on a show called The Superstars. Think of it as an early version of Pros vs. Joes. One of the events that the contestants had to do was a 50m freestyle, where Frazier nearly drowned and admitted afterwards that he’d never swam before in his life.

Now that The Daily Show has put all their clips online, I can at least show some of Frazier’s swim here. Incidentally this was also Larry Wilmore’s debut on The Daily Show, where he talked about how lame racism has become.

some NSFW language

By the way I’m still looking for a full video of The Superstars. If you find it please send it so I can post!